ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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