Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
