The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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