i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
