roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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