Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
