You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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