He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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