I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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