Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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