Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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