Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
