hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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