I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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