areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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