I'm eating all of the evidence.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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