i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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