i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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