omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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