So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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