with your own penis?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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