So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
