chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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