Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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