Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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