You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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