How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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