let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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