the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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