Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
