he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
two words: eviction party
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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