Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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