After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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