He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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