Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
only you would photoshop your dick
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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