I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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