why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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