I must be too annoying 4 u.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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