your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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