i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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