it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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