i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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