So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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