My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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