I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
if only i could text you this smell
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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