Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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