Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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