Moan for me like Helen Keller
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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