I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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