is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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