Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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