Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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