I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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