Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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