He disabled his match.com account in front of me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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