Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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