Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
