so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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