Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just googled if crying burns calories
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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