Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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