It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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